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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

In The Fashionista's Closet: Mama's Gun

Sorry I don't have a more exciting outfit post for you but I am living in short dresses, flats and with my hair up most days to beat this 100 degree Texas heat. The heat is also to blame to for my recent photos on my balcony, it's too hot to schlep my tripod out and stand in the heat to take pics. And going to my part-time, now temporarily full-time job isn't helping my outfit posts because I don't wear heels there and my outfits aren't very inspired. 
 Speaking of my part time job, a customer came in and asked if we had handbags that came with a pocket for concealed handguns. The salesgirl, dumbfounded, said "Excuse me?" and the woman repeated it reeeeeaaaallllyyyy slow like the salesgirl was stupid.

"Do...you...have...any...bags...that...have...a...pocket...for...a...
concealed...handgun?" 
 As if we have people who come in all the time and ask for bags equipped to hide deadly weapons. 

 "This is our selection to conceal guns and to your right are the bags designed to hide knives and hand grenades."

 Dress: Zara
Earrings: Aldo
Bag; Prada
Bracelets: Assorted
Shoes: Target

Sorry maam, I  know this is Texas and all but I guess the retailers haven't made those great strides in handbag design yet...

*Post title inspired by Erykah Badu

20 comments:

  1. The demin dress is everything, sis!

    Umm...yeah...you shouldve sold her a makeup bag or something. That's where I "heard" concealed weapons are some times stored *cough* *looks away*:)

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  2. LMBO!!! People are crazy!

    That's a fun little dress you have on there by the way! :)
    ~Toria

    www.bonafidestyle.blogspot.com

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  3. Cute dress!!! u look cool & comfortable
    LMBO @ the crazy lady!!!

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  4. You may not think this outfit is very inspiring, but I think it's cute! Love the earrings!

    That lady basically needs a purse with compartments...if your PTJ has bags with compartments made specifically for hand guns, I am coming to buy one, and I don't even own a gun! Lol

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  5. You have the FUNNIEST stories! LMAO!

    I love this look. Cute & casual. I love this denim dress. I agree with Reiko. Have you bought EVERYTHING from Zara???

    Prissy

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  6. This look is HOT!!! I am drooling over the dress.

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  7. Love this outfit! Such a cute denim dress. And I'm lovin' those earrings and bangles.

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  8. Part of what you do is remind us that every outfit can be fly, even if it's a lowkey fly. LMAO at the NRA lady who needs a handbag for her concealed weapon! Sounds like the stereotypes of the Oakland girls!

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  9. Cute! love the bangles!

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  10. The Accessories are Oh LA LA!!!!!

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  11. So simple, yet so cute. Love it!

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  12. That is too funny but I believe it…this Texas that’s how we roll…LOL Anywhoo love this cute denim dress. You’re so correct about this Texas heat it unbearable HOT! Stay cool….

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  13. featured your article today.
    http://www.getitgirlstyle.com/2011/06/extra-extra.html

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  14. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Your denim dress is simple with enough space to let in ventilation. Love it.

    Should hv asked her who she intended to shoot with the gun.

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  15. People can be so rude. You look very cute and I love those earrings!

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  16. Anonymous11:03 PM

    Cute outfit. Found your blog the other day and had to obsessively go back and read all of your post since '06. Do you have any idea how much work that was? :) Great blog - thanks for all the great tips and for a fashion sense and style I can actually relate to.

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  17. Lovely bag..very nice
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  18. I love that dress. I have something similar and usually wear leggings underneath since my legs are soooo long. That would be a cute date outfit!!! Dang, now I need a date...okay the outfit made me mad :/

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