Latest and Greatest: An Update

Hey y'all! *Waves excitedly and pretends that I have been here the whole time.*

Let's get into it shall we? 

Bout That Life

Yesterday was tough. But instead of me being Team In My Feelings, (I really was, I started crying while I was driving -cryving? when I was running errands, what tha heck???) I decided to focus on what I was grateful for instead. 

Choosey Lover

Love. Sigh. It is both a blessing and a curse. We seek it, we crave that heart that connects with ours, we believe that somewhere there is someone who excites our soul. 

And sometimes we are fortunate enough to find it. 

Final Exam

Now as y'all know, I have had some peculiar meetings/dates in the past (see here, here, and here for reference.) So I have decided that I am going to start my own business. I'm gonna interview all potential dudes who want to date women and do an appraisal. I will take out all of the guesswork so you won't have to endure a date with a don't. Hmmm, catchy, maybe I can call it Don't Date A Don't?

Gangstalicious

I used to be a G.

Don't look at me, I did! 

I used to be harder than the secret to Donald Trump's hairstyle.

Friend Request: Thomas Foolery

This last week has been surreal. As in, this can't be life. I have been getting lots of male attention (Mike Jones!) but the level of biscuit behavior (flakiness) and shenanigans is on a hoe notha levah. 

 Yet there is one particular occurrence of buffoonery that needs to be told.

Hair: Protective style 

Dress: Asos (On sale!) 

Acrylic bracelets: Om Imports

Shoes:  Jessica Simpson (A couple of seasons ago)

Spectacular Vernacular

Although I've had some things that have made me smile (#LoveWins), I've debated about whether I was going to post about the recent going ons in the world that have made my smile turn upside down. I have had that heat up in my chest and had #FacebookWars with small minded people and although I am passionate about current events I've decided not to give any more power to the people who are trying to bring unhappiness into the world. I do however want everyone to stay actively engaged in meaningful conversations about things that affect our world. 

(But don't listen to Don Lemon. He is pissing me off.)