Dear Rachel Zoe,
I admit I didn't like you when I heard of you because I thought you were making all of the stars you styled scarily skinny and that you lied about your age. But I realize now that Nicole Richie was just anorexic or on cocaine and I can't blame you for that. But even if you are lying about your age, I forgive you. I know women that do that so it's all good. Ever since I started watching The Rachel Zoe Project, I've figured out that there are some things I really love about you.
1. Your styling skills are superb. You have a knack for dressing women for their body type and not having them look too over the top. Whenever I watch awards shows and pick my favorites, nine times out of ten, you have styled them.
2. I adore your jackets and your jewelry and I generally like the way you dress.
3. You made the greatest decision ever by hiring Brad and getting rid of Taylor. I enjoy the show now, Brad seems to have come into his own without Taylor's negative vibes stinking up the joint. And I love his style...
So even though I (not so) secretly think Rodger is gay and is sleeping with your hairstylist Joey, please go ahead and have a baby so that he won't leave you for a similar-to-your-build 12 year old boy. Or at least stop talking about your work so much, I think he needs a break from the fashion monotony.
Rachel and Grown Up Justin Bieber (Rodger)
Ba-na-na-ly Yours,
Juanette
Harper's Bazaar shoot with Zoe and Marc Jacobs
9 comments:
I really can't deal with you Juanette!
*laughing uncontrollably*
This has me in hysterics! Lol, you have just written everything I have thought. But I do feel bad for Rodger - he just wants a family!
OMG! Juanette, I COMPLETELY LOVE THIS LETTER!
I agree with you 100% and I have to say, I thought she should have gotten rid of Taylor from the first episode!
Rodger does look like Justin Bieber! LOL!
LMAO....girl you are funny. But I have to give it to you...I just about agree with you on everything. Girl... I couldnt stand that Taylor.
Dhalia
This is perfection! ♥ Rachel and Brad and your letter!
Juanette,
I am a full time teacher, full time college student, private tutor, wife and stepmom who has very little time for tv ( I stalk blogs to relax) lol, but you have me ready to click on the on demand button and catch up on all the previous shows so that I can laugh, nod my head in agreement and just enjoy the convo:) You always crack me up! Oh and I am on my fall break so I just may check this out after I do the step-daughter's hair tonight!
MEAN....but..HI-LAR-IOUS!!!! Exactyly what many think :-)
OMG My sentiments exactly! Especially the Rodger Joey thing I watch it thinking does she not see it??
This was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! OMG!!! I love Rachel Zoe (my fellow Virgo friend in my head), but I agree that she needs a swift Popeyes three piece!!
Post a Comment