Monday, May 02, 2016

Ain't Nobody Told Me

Why ain't nobody told me......




 Nutella was so good????? I had no idea! My two co-workers/group message bandits looked at me like I was dressed like Kim Kardashian when I told them that I had never had Nutella. Their exclamations of "Oh it's sooooooo good! I can't believe you've never tried it!" made me give them the side eye a lil bit, but I bought some anyway.

Scarf: H&M years ago
Tee: Thug Life Shirts (I rocks with them)
Jeans: J. Crew (Great for us curvy girls and they have super sales!)

No.Body.Told.Me.It.Was.So.Gooooood. It's like what I imagine Idris Elba tastes like, or what I imagine Oprah smells like. I do kinda, sorta feel a teensy tiny bit like I should have Black Card Detention because one of my friends was like "We don't eat that! What's wrong with regular old peanut butter???" when I mentioned to him how much Nutella made my insides melt.



And why ain't nobody told me.....

the BeyHive rides sooooooo dang gum me hard for Beyonce? I loves B, if I can't be with Jay I choose her as my successor. But why people outchea blowing up Rachel Roy's daughter's Instagram (who is 16, by the way), and threatening Rachael RAY instead of the intended target, Rachel Roy??? 
Rachael Ray yall!  Rachael Ray tryna save us some time and teach us how to make a meal in 30 minutes and people throwing her cookbooks in the trash! #LawdHelp 
I just knew we were gonna see Rachel Roy's home address all on these innanet streets but I think Bey contacted the BeyHive member in Charge of Operations and told them to tone it down.

I guess I am only a general member of the BeyHive 
since I draw the line at threatening folks 
and I don't have time to be putting all of those lemon and bee emojis in people's comments. 
Sorry Bey.    


10 comments:

Ticka said...

I've only tried Nutella once, when it first came out. It was aight, but since you sai it made your insides melt, I think I may give it another go!!
Chile, the Bey Hive?! They are some goons!! When they swarmed Rachel Ray, I laughed so hard!! Now she knows for future reference who NOT to mess with!!


Jazmine Harrod said...

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Nutella is delicious.

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شركة تنظيف فلل بالمدينة المنورة تمثل لك عزيزى العميل أحد أفضل البدائل المتاحة أمامك فى مجال شركة تنظيف فلل بالمملكة العربية السعودية. نحن نمتلك مجموعة كبيرة من الخبراء
شركة تنظيف فلل بالمدينة المنورة
والمتخصصين والفنيين فى غسيل فلل بالمدينة المنورة, ونحن نستطيع التعامل مع كافة المساحات المختلفة فلا يهم إن كنت تمتلك منزل أو فيلا أو شقة كبيرة المساحة فنحن فى تنظيف فلل بالمدينة المنورة لدينا خبرات وكفائات كبيرة تمكنا من تقديم خدماتنا على أكمل وجه ممكن .شركة تنظيف فلل تقدم لك الخيار الأمثل بين شركات التنظيف بالمدينة المنورة. فمعنا ستجعل منزلك عميلى العزيزهو أفضل مكان في العالم تشعر فيه بالراحة التامة والإسترخاء
غسيل فلل بالمدينة المنورة
,عزيزى العميل إجعل منزلك مكانا أفضل لك ولأسرتك فالنظافة تعني البعد والوقاية بشكل كبيرعن الأمراض.شركة تنظيف فلل بالمدينة المنورة تستخدم أفضل الطرق الحديثة لتحصل على منزل نظيف وخصصنا لذلك أحدث المعدات والأجهزة الموجودة في مجال التنظيف لكي نقدم لك خدمة تليق بعملاءنا و زوارهم. لدي شركة تنظيف بالمدينة المنورة نخبة من العمال والفنيين المدربين ولديهم الخبرة في هذا المجال مجال التنظيف
تنظيف فلل بالمدينة المنورة
وهم يستخدموا المواد الملمعة حتى تعطي لمسة جمالية لأثاث المنزل الخاص بك , مع شركه تنظيف فلل سوف تحصل على نظافة فائقة في ساعات عمل محدودة.



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