Thursday, August 16, 2012

New Beginnings

All good things are coming to an end. Yesterday was officially my last day of my summer vacation and next week is the finale of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Speaking of Love and Hip Hop, I have many issues with this week's episode...

DIY Grimey tee - Tee and letters from Michaels
Skirt: Marshalls
Earrings: Target
Bracelets: InPink/Forever 21
Converse: Marshalls

1. Mama Dee gives the worst advice evvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrr!!!! Most moms can be counted on to give their kids an encouraging word but Mama Dee encourages Scrappy to fight and be a player. "When do players play? All day, everyday."
And her spelling the B word  B-I-C-T-H???? GTFOH!!!!

2. Can we know how long Karlie and Benzino have been dating in actual DAYS??? He buying rings, they saying I love you, she's leaving stuff at his place, he giving keys, she cooking for his kids...in my world it's been like 2 days, is it really like 6 months? But I obviously don't know the extent of their love....

3. Who is coming up with these "activities" when people are meeting up? Erica and Rasheeda meeting at the park for ice cream, Joseline and Karlie rock climbing, Benzino and Mimi meeting at the car wash in the hood? Don't nobody go to a regular restaurant to meet up?

(My tee was inspired by this pic of Erykah Badu so I made my own. Don't you just love her?)
4. Who created Rasheeda's storyline? #Whack

5. Benzino said going to strip clubs gives him clarity. Who knew that strip clubs brought clarity??? All this time I've been going to church instead of strip clubs, I feel so dumb right now.
6. When will dudes ever stop wearing shades in the club?? Stevie J and Benzino can't even see each other to toast in the strip club.

7. Who decided that it was a good idea to increase Benzino's role from bit player to full time character?
(My tee shirt was the cause of many conversations. My definition of grimey is in regard to music, as in ratchet, dirty, or hood. That's me all day. I keeps it grimey!)
Skirt: Target
Shoes: Aldo

8. Why is Mimi the Queen of Trash Talk but won't swat at a fly on her mouth?

9. K. Michelle needs counseling. The End. But I believe her.

10. I am going to start saying "I effs wit you" on a regular basis. Just because I like it.

And as a new school year begins and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta comes to an end, I have found a new substitute for their ratchetness and it comes in the form of  "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TLC. It is the caucasian version of ratchetness of Love and Hip Hop Atl but in a different form. #ThankYouTLC

There are subtitles even though they are speaking English, lots of talk about "biscuits"...ahem...their word for lady parts and everybody has a nickname (Sugar Bear, Pumpkin, and Chubbs to name a few.) A line from their show: "You better redneck-onize!" #NuffSaid

I am not endorsing any of these shows that I speak of so watch at your own risk....

20 comments:

7eventh Letter said...

Juanette, girl you are hilarious. I feel like i was secretly thinking all the same things as you about LHHATL in my head. This show is pure comedy to me! You did a great job with your recreation of the shirt! Love it!

7eventh Letter
www.whatsmoreimportantthanfashion.com

lalaG said...

i LOVES me some Honey boo boo child. that show is everything i need and more in my life!
PS. LOVE LOVE LOVE the shirt on Badu and love it on you!

Jazmine Jade said...

You are funny to me! I whole heartedly agree I had no idea strip clubs gave clarity I thought that was dumb as hell when I heard it. And Mama D, incorrect spelling then she adds "and in that order" SMH. Too much!

antonia said...

although i can't comment on the show notes, i may have to steal your idea on the shirt...

Juanette said...

Antonia, do it, it was super easy! I bought two in case I messed up one so now I'm gonna create another one with a different saying...

Carsedra McKoy said...

Juanette you are too funny, I love it!! I don't really watch LHHATL, but the times I have watched I have asked the same questions, especially about Scrappies mama!!!

Your shirt is really cute, I might make myself one but with a slightly different saying, but something cute and catchy!! Love the how you styled it with both outfits!!



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Fajr Muhammad said...

I have been searching for this shirt! I will definitely have to do a DIY. Love it!

Audrey/Miss Moon's Musings said...

Please allow me to put in an order for those earrings and an "I Keeps it Grimey" shirt in a 2x.... LOL

And if you make an "I Effs wit You" shirt as well, I will love you until I die! :)

Whitney James said...

loving the t-shirt look with the chucks! and i agree on your show notes. mamma d is just awful, ya heard!?!?! (LOL) and k michelle definitely needs help. i believe her but she needs to heal.

~nic
www.nics-picks.com

Ticka said...

I have many more questions, but there isn't enough time in the day *sigh*

And lil miss Honey Boo-boo Child!!! I just cant!! When I saw a YouTube clip of her saying, "That dolla makes me holla!" I was completely D.O.N.E.

Love that stripe skirt! Target huh? Imma have to check them out!!

Juanette said...

Ooooooooooooo Audrey I have another tee and more letters to use, I see a "I Effs Wit You" tee in my future, lol!!!!

Style & Poise said...

The look with the red skirt and chuck taylor's...so cute!

Roni
www.styleandpoise.blogspot.com

Ms. Tee said...

Let me know if you find out the answer to any of the LHHATL questions, because I have wondered many of the same things! The show is a hot mess, but I can't turn from the train wreck! I believe K. Michelle, too, though I know people who have questioned her.

Lawd, and Honey Boo Boo! I keep saying I'm not here for that but I keep watching!

YoyosFashions said...

Jeanette girl I'm over here rolling you are hilarious!! Love the shirt might have to copy that love the whole look!! Love how you did it with the converse too cute!!

Dawnya said...

I'm convinced that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the best comedy show on tv right now. I cry everytime I watch it. LOL

They had me at bobbing for pig feet.

Seriously...Benzino and Karlie...please make them sit down. I'm still trying to figure out who the Karlie is. I also need them to buy Joseline a better wig....ASAP!!!

Marisa-Andrea said...

Seriously, the new line is "babe, I just think better when I'm in the strip club."

MELISSA WARD said...

Fab chic look now following

Kerissa said...

No TV so I don't watch but you have me all the necessary deets to LOLLL at what goes happens on these shows. Your hair looks great! Twistout? Braidout? Will you do mine? Ma'am I'm jealous of how you fittin these skirts. Umma need you to tell n
Me quickly how to look this fione :)

Camila Maria said...

OMG I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Those wedges!!!!!!!!!!
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Blogger said...

I've just installed iStripper, so I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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