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  Did you ever have someone try and take you there?

  Lawd knows I'm trying to do right but people be messing with me, I swear fo Gawd yall! I recently had someone (an ex of a guy that I used to date) post a reply directed at me after I commented on a mutual's friend's Facebook page (I didn't realize that we had a mutual friend until this happened.) I have never interacted with her, I never did anything wrong to her so initially I was like "Whhhhhhhaaaaaaa???" but then I got mad. This chick was not on my radar of even potentially having anything against me. I started to reply to her but since I'm trying to be different like 2 Chainz all I did was "Like" her comment (Reiko's idea, lol.) But these are the things I wanted to say:

 

1. Awwwwww, you mad? ------>#SheMad #ButWhy?

2. Who wears workout clothes to the beach but you not working out? #WearingYourPlayClothes

3. Where they do this at? I thought this type of behavior was out of style.

4. What you should be mad about is your hair and wardrobe choices. A bodycon dress and a string of pearls? #Maam #YouPlayTooMuch #YallPlayingHideAndSeek

5. Who are you again?

But I didn't. Aren't y'all proud of me? Don't I get props for that? She triiiiiiieeeeed it though. It took all that was in me not to tell her off. I'm telling you I had heat all up in my chest. And I heard that your IQ drops 50 points when you're angry and I needs all my points!

 

I just feel that as women we should be better than that, playing petty, juvenile games while the the guy gets off scott free. If you know what type of dude you're involved with and you've determined that he is no good for you but you keep going back, then that's shame on you BooBoo. (That made me laugh out loud.) If he lies to you then most likely he lied to me so I don't know why you would even remotely be upset with me. And most importantly we are not 12, so ask questions if you want to know something. Ain't nobody got time to play these games (well I don't, but I don't know her life.) 

But "Don't come for me unless I send for you."
(Again. Laughed out loud.)

There was a time when I would have gone there with her and it would not have been pretty. But I have too many other things to concentrate on. And she should too. Because if they are back together she should concentrate on that instead of me. But if it is all the bomb dot com then she wouldn't be worried about me in the first place. I am just trying to live an awesome existence.
AND.WE.ARE. TOO.OLD.FOR.THIS! *claps hands in between each word*

Dress: Thrifted

Bag: Zara

Shoes: Michael Kors

There are some things that we just shouldn't do once we are over the age 25. Fighting in clubs, calling and hanging up in someone's face repeatedly and having social media wars are a few examples. Woman up.