Who does a blog post 875834573586756734589453282 years later??? I do, that's who. Don't judge me. Well you can, just don't tell me to my face. Hmmmmmm, what can I say about my absence? I could come up with something deep and poetic about "getting my energy balanced" (which is true) but let's just say that I didn't feel like it and leave it at that.
Now on to this here blog post.....
I've missed y'all. I've been on social media (okay Instagram mostly and my personal Facebook page) but nothing compares to talking to y'all in my head. Y'all GET me, We've been together a long time, y'all and I. I've been bouncing around ideas about starting a new blog but until I get it right in my head, I'll update here.
The past two weeks have been surreal. Bruce Jenner is a woman and looks better than his ex-wife, police officers are overreacting and manhandling kids at a pool party, and a white woman (a WHITE woman y'all) is outchea pretending to be black! Everyone keeps saying that she's crazy and I'm inclined to agree because doesn't she know that she can get a lower interest rate on her mortgage if she was white? Foolery and nonsense abounds. Reiko and I have decided that if everyone would take more naps, 99% of the world's problems would be fixed.
Had a bad day at work? Take a nap. Flat tire? Nap. Kim Kardashian being foolish with her pregnancy wardrobe (again)? Take two naps for that one and try to ignore her.
Glasses: Warby Parker
Bracelets: Om Imports
Made By God tee: Forever 21
Jean shorts: Old
Don't believe me that naps are good for you? Read this and this and thank me later. But don't sleep too long, if you sleep for longer than 45 minutes, it's no longer a nap. You just went to sleep.
And there's nothing worse than napping too long and waking up not knowing
whether it's morning or night.
Just me? Oh.......
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