This is just one of a few things that made me tee hee this past week:
One of my vocabulary words for my students was illiterate. I had them write sentences using their vocabulary words and one student wrote "I had illiterate of Kool-Aid and it was good."
(He meant a liter.)
Other things that are making me laugh:
1. DumbestTweetsEver.com I love that site. Here is a snippet of a tweet:
"I think I'm lack toast and tolerant smh."
Umm hmmm, you read it right. She is either lactose intolerant or doesn't have any toast and is accepting of it.
This person also claims to be in National Honor Society.
2. The Basketball Wives Kitten Heel Incident. I know, I know, don't judge me. I think that the show is awful, it portrays women in a negative light and they only seem to get together so that they can bash one another (literally.) No one seems to have jobs and they all just get together to "catch up" i.e. gossip. I have really only been watching to see what Jennifer wears, she shops at Zara a lot and wears cute stuff.
Shirt: Ralph Lauren
Earrings: Can't remember
Bracelets: InPink and Forever 21
When Kenya, (who I'm convinced is the conductor of the Crazy Town Express) took off her shoes, (I am guessing as if to fight), I was like whhhhhhaaaaaaaa????????!!!!!!???????
But when Evelyn said "I'm mad at those kitten heels" I almost choked. Like for reals. On my Vitamin Water. I can see it now "Woman passed out from watching Basketball Wives Kitten Heel Episode."
Shoes: Steve Madden
Kenya had on Gucci kitten heels. I guess she's one of those people who think that because something has a desgner label that makes it cute twenty years later. Maam, no, those aren't vintage, just out of style. I think she is Donna Summer's long lost daughter (that hair) and her style is roughly the equivalent of what mine was in 1986. But I never wore kitten heels.
Another thing that makes me laugh:
3. People that underestimate my knowingness! iKnowStuff.com
I'm gonna update my resume to Professional Googler and Facebook Finder, "Good Times" Aficionado, skilled in the art of reciting Jay-Z songs and Master of Arts in thrift store-ology and garage sale-ing. Can't remember a line from Good Times? I'm your woman!
What has made you chuckle this week?