A woman was walking around in the thrift store with no shoes on. The cashier (who called her by name) told her that she would have to start wearing shoes if she wanted to continue to come into the store. The lady said that her shoes were all packed into boxes so that is why she didn't wear any. <-< (That is me giving the lady the serious side eye.)
Okay, so maybe it is just me but I was wondering.....
1. Who packs ALL of their shoes in boxes and doesn't leave out a pair to wear?
2. How LONG have the shoes been packed into boxes because she has obviously been in the store before with no shoes on and now management has had to address the issue.
("What is that VELVET?" Yes the dress has velvet trim around the neck and sleeves.)
3. Why not buy a pair of shoes at the thrift store? She was buying a kid Halloween costume, is that more important than shoes? Your solution is to forgo shoes COMPLETELY and just walk around on the nasty pavement and store. Where they do that at???
People perplex me......
I was walking into Walmart today (again minding my own business) and a woman was walking beside me into the store brushing her teeth. SERIOUSLY lady, you had zero minutes to brush your teeth at home or at least in your car before walking into Walmart? Again I ask, WTDTA?
Wool jacket: Zara
Dress: Thrifted
Bag: Bought at a shopping party
Tights: Target
Shoes: Jessica Simpson
If you didn't get my "What is that velvet?" reference above please refresh your memory below:
3 comments:
1. You are silly as hell.
2. The first thing I thought at the shoeless thrifter was how nasty the thrifting store is!
3. What did the lady do with the tootbrush after she brushed her teeth? Put in her bag??
4. That jacket is PHENOMENAL! I love that you are able to wear tights! We can't do that in Houston yet!
5. There you go with those acronyms again!
You look great love that bolero.
Dhalia
I love the jacket. It looks so fancy the way you styled it
Sidenote: only you and Reiko GFS come up with such crazy stories that kill me everytime. I guess you are among those people who always meet crazy people. Lucky for us you share those experiences and make us laugh!
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