Let's talk about these shoes (and my super Vaselined feet, lol).....
Reiko over at God's Favorite Shoes gifted me these sexy Jessica Simpson heels and I am here to tell you that these are NOT God's favorite shoes. These are a product of the devil's handiwork.
Because they hurt like h-e-double-hockey sticks.
These shoes are so disrespectful and rude. They are like a blind date that shows up with a gold grill who suggests going dutch for an appetizer and a dollar movie. These shoes are like a guy you were dating who lies that he broke up with his ex-girlfriend but then goes on vacation with her.
(But they look good though, don't they?)
These shoes play too much and I am not here for them. No.bueno.
I had to change my footwear but I figured I would let y'all see the shoes that tried to take me down like Otis from Martin.
The government should forget about waterboarding folks, just have them walk around in these shoes for about 20 minutes and they would get all of the information that they needed. Huck would have been telling it ALL on Scandal if Shonda 'nem had written it into the storyline that he had to wear these babies.
But I do enjoy this skirt. I looked at it, felt its sequined glory....and didn't buy it. I KNOW! And I kept thinking about it until I went back to H&M and lo and behold it was marked down to 50% off! #JuanetteBeWinning
Shoes: Jessica Simpson (I wish I knew the style so I could Google them and see if people have had similar issues.)
I normally don't have an issue wearing heels and I do think that these shoes are sexy but I have to find an alternative that won't make me feel like I've been hobbled like old dude from Misery....
If you see any similar options, help a sister out and let me know, I am in need of a black sandal...